Bullshit I Spew on Dates

sbmisstaylor:

libraryofsugar:

● “Ugh, yes I totally understand what you mean. I hate feeling transactional. There are so many men who are willing to just toss cash at me in exchange for a specific something, but what’s really hard to find is a man who also respects my time and who I can connect with. I want allowance, but also someone who I enjoy as a companion…
● “Oh I hated to trouble the man I was previously with, so we did cash allowances on a set date each month. It saved both him and I trouble in terms of tax purposes, and having to bother him constantly whenever I needed financial support for a thing here or there throughout the month was just not something I wanted to do all the time, hence the allowance on a set date.”
● “Cash allowances (instead of bank wire transfers) give me greater financial freedom. I find with a cash allowance I can divide up my finances to satisfy various needs for that month. Cash is so flexible.
● “You’re so handsome/intelligent/witty/so much easier to talk to and have a good time with than some of the other men I’ve met from the site!
● (In reply to the question “How are you finding the site/what are some messages you’ve gotten, etc.?”) “The site works so well! My inbox is just flooded with messages (it’s really not LOL) and it takes so much time to go through all of them, so honestly I have to screen them the best I can and reply to only some, and then from there I have to carefully pick out who to meet for safety reasons etc. Sometimes it’s overwhelming as there are so many nice and generous men, and just not enough time in the day to meet up with them all!

(At this point he thinks he’s some hot shit, but also hopefully realizes how lucky he is and better work for it to keep himself in your good graces. Don’t let him feel too much like he’s hot shit, because he’s not. He’s usually just plain shit, even if he ends up being an SD).

● (At the end of the date if you are heading home and parting ways/not sharing Uber or Taxi) “This was fun! Let’s do it again sometime/some bullshit variation. Could you help me (not “Do you mind helping me”) get a ride home?

If he is too dumb to take this simple and overused hint for “Pay my taxi/uber home bitch”, then he is too stupid to do much else, much less spoil you properly. Dump his ass. Delete his number.

Date just automatically should equal meal and dessert, and maybe even another meal to take home 😂 (going to try this one this week LOL “To fuel my late night studying, so hard /sobsob/”) and definitely also ride back home. Ride there is different story, choose the cheapest ride there unless you plan to have him compensate you, which most men won’t want to do.

Me all day long

baby-brown-sugar:

He loves that I “don’t care” about his money

Ladies, FORGET EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER READ THAT TELLS YOU MEN LIKE IT WHEN WOMEN ARE UPFRONT WITH WHAT THEY WANT

This is not true. It just isn’t. Men like to feel as if they are giving you more than you’re asking for, it strokes their massive, erect, egos perfectly in your favor.

Example: A POT was telling me about his home in Italy, how he rents it out as an air bnb and wants to visit soon to redecorate a bit. I pretended to be so interested in the topic of interior design (“Are you going for something more modern? Or planning to interpret aspects of Versailles….”). What I absolutely DIDNT ask him:

“Can I come?”

After talking about the decor for a few more moments he asked me how many times I’ve been to Italy. I told him I have never been. I could hear the smile spread across his face and I already knew what was coming next

He invited me to come to Italy. That simple. I didn’t have to ask, because I know I SHOULDNT NEED to.

He is so excited to take me and I know part of the reason why is because in his head it was his idea. Men love to think they came up with things on their own. Plant the seed, let him think the idea grew organically, and reap the benefits.

(SN: HOMEBOY HAS A GIANT PROPERTY IN ITALY, A HOME IN BUCKHEAD, A HOUSE AND RESTURANT IN LONDON, AND AN APARTMENT IN LA😅🤤)

sugar-kittie:

Fragrances for every occasion

This is a random post but y’all - I LOVE a good fragrance. Almost every man I’ve gone out with has complimented me on my perfume. I’ve even had an SD text me that he loved smelling my perfume on his pillow after I left. So here are my selections for perfumes for night and day. Feel free to layer scents for something unique!

Seductive Nighttime (Heavier scents, Wintery) :

Bvlgari - Jasmine Noir (jasmine, sandalwood, warm floral)

Thierry Mugler - Alien ( jasmine, sandalwood, amber, musky)

YSL - Black Opium ( vanilla, coffee, jasmine)

Dior - Addict ( vanilla, Tonka bean, sandalwood, blackberry)

Guerlain - Shalimar ( vanilla, smoke, leather, citrus)

Daily Daytime (Lighter, Summery):

Dior - Blooming Bouquet (peony, musk, rose, citrus)

Chloé - Chloé (peony, lychee, rose, freesia)

Marc Jacobs - Daisy ( violet, grapefruit, gardenia)

Chanel - Chance Eau Tendre ( quince, grapefruit, hyacinth)

Versacé - Bright Crystal ( peony, yuzu, pomegranate, lotus)

When you buy a perfume try to ask first for a sample (Sephora does this) and wear it over a few days to make sure you like it. Don’t judge a fragrance by spraying it on a card. Make sure you try it on your skin. Also don’t rub your wrists, it bruises the scent. The initial spray is the opening notes, the true scent comes about 20 min after the first spray.

A good perfume will set your mood for the night and leave a memorable impression!

What Men Want in Photos

eastcoastsugar:

For those wondering what kind of photos to put up on your profiles, I found this information particularly helpful:

Men want to see how you look before they meet you in person. Imagine purchasing a dress online. When it arrives, in excitement and anticipation, you rip open the package only to find that the material is of a lesser quality than what was represented, the proportions are ill fitting and the overall dress just isn’t flattering when you try it on. With no backup outfit, you had planned to wear it out that night. Instead, you’ve become a victim of false advertising. Chances are slim that you’ll be shopping at that online boutique again and will probably advise your friends to do the same.

Variety in photos is what men want to see. Images should reinforce, not shatter the persona that you seek to portray.

Good, DIY photos require patience and effort. Get honest feedback from a friend before you post any DIY’s and be prepared to re-shoot yourself if the results don’t measure up. Consult with a professional photographer for a set of organic and boudoir images. Only a pro knows what it takes to draw forth the best in you.

The secret is to round out your portfolio by complimenting the boudoir and DIY shots with a few organic shots

 Here’s the formula for a well balanced portfolio: 

  • Photos shot with minimal makeup playing up any naturally attractive feature (eyes, lips, skin, navel, feet, hands, hair, derrier, curvy hips, etc.);
  • Fresh, lifestyle, outdoor photos shot in natural light;
  • A random activity such as reading a magazine, getting dressed, cooking, pouring a beverage, playing with your dog or cat;
  • Candid evening photos showing a simple, sexy dress that doesn’t try too hard or compete with you (avoid busy patterns); and
  • Provocative, sexually suggestive, yet tasteful photos

Source: http://geishadiaries.com/home/2011/2/20/what-men-want-in-photos.html

reblog from s-sbny

highclassugar:

Sugar Baby Tips:

How to not attract creepy fucks:

  • Don’t sound illiterate in your profile. Talk about your goals, dreams, passions. Bring up things you want to do - not buy. Be clear. Be assertive.
  • Don’t put your lifestyle expectations as “Negotiable.” Be greedy. Put it as “Moderate” or “Substantial” (what I put) and live by it and more importantly up to it.
  • Face picture, smiling as profile photo, little to no cleavage. Full body dressed normally/classy in the Public. Slightly sexier body in the Private, if any.
  • If you’re gonna respond to people who call you babe, baby, hun etc., right off the bat, don’t be nice.
  • Say “fuck no.” more often, but be nice.     

The first date:

  • Be normal and nice.
  • Read “The Art of Seduction,” figure out which you are (I’m the siren) and play it up. Be dramatic with it - it works 9.5/10 times.
  • DON’T BRING UP MONEY UNLESS THEY BRING UP SEX EXPLICITLY.
  • Manners and openness. Don’t make it feel too business. Make them feel wanted. Make yourself feel wanted.
  • TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT. No: “i’m looking for…” or “I was thinking…” Yes: “I want…”
  • When it comes to sex, I am in the middle - if they are offering a pay-per-meet, I’ll tell them $1000-$2000, depending on how much I think they have, and do it;they stay around. If they want a trial run, tell them to fuck themselves.
  •  FOLLOW UP. Tell them you had a great time, and you’d love to see them again. They WILL see you again.

The second date:

  • Get all their info. Look it up. Verify
  • This isn’t match.com - bring up the allowance and gifts aspect.
  • Listen to what they say: if they say they have a wife, 9/10 times they are bored and want excitement. If they ask you if you missed them, 9/10 times they want someone who will crave them, and let them know how great they are. PLAY ALONG. Don’t try to act hard to get. Be easy for them to get, by playing along to stay in control.
  • Be exciting still: seem more interested than the first meet, be more open - but don’t tell too much. I’d advise acting slightly sexier. Kiss them. Touch their arm. Let them know you want to choose them if you both get what you want. Fake genuinety. If you are naturally engine, play it up. 
  • FOLLOW UP again. I advise meeting with a POT who you are interested in more than once per week, until you are in an arrangement. It saves the awkwardness of “should I text them” four days after, when nothing is being spoken of, even though you both explicitly stated desire to see each other. Trust me. Meet them for the first meet and second meet a day or two apart.

Keeping the SD:

  • “I miss you,” “thinking about you,” “hope you are doing well,” texts get you everything. Play up your emotions and theirs will follow.
  • Don’t be too available. Keep them waiting, wanting. Cancel some times, but send a sexy pic. Be late, and tell them how sorry you are and how you’ll make it up to them. Keep them on their toes, by being on yours.
  • Be fucking open. if they want the perfect girl, tell them to hire an escort. You’re human. They are a guest in your life. Hence, keep it your life. Tell them about your day, don’t let them do all the talking (except on the first meets), but don’t do all the talking. Make them feel apart of yours, and they will want to stay there. 
  • Get what you want by asking. If they are your SD, they know what their part is. Don’t think “maybe they’ll get the hint…” TELL THEM THE FUCKING HINT. Nobody can read your mind. Especially an SD’s whose mind usually is off when he’s with you.
  • Increase your worth, through looks, availability, experience. Look better. Be less available, busier. Be more seductive, play up your role in their life more. Become priceless, to them, and they stay.

angelpoudre:

future me is wearing vintage dior to ballets & operas, ordering thousands of dollars worth of la perla, and slathering herself in crème de la mer. she’s living her best life. she finds any excuse to celebrate life by drinking glasses of chilled moët & chandon rose imperial champagne while binge watching grace kelly movies. every night she drowns herself in silk bedsheets while wearing baby pink olivia von halle ‘coco’ pyjamas. there are fresh arrangements of roses (from all her admirers) & peonies (which she picked up from the farmers market) in every room. she is utterly and completely happy. i can’t wait to be her.

Reminder to sugar babies to not miss out on your youth cos of some old guy

sugarbabystyle:

citrine8:

baerackhoebama:

I think it’s tempting to not hang out with your friends or at your (shitty) college campus cos you have access to all this luxury & every time he asks you to go somewhere you immediately say yes but I think telling your SD no & that you have other plans is a good thing.

Get roaringly drunk at that house party. Drink $5 wine. Pool money for groceries and cook with your friends. Go to that stupid college dance. Network with your professors. Go to an open mic. Participate in more clubs.

Don’t be a bitch cos your friends are broke. It’s your 20s. Bitch, you’re supposed to be broke. If you’re a snob, like me, suggest outings that’ll be fun for your broke friends. Go to a cheap wine tasting. Visit a gallery. Do an appetiser run at as many restaurants as you can until you get full. Take each other’s photos. Get high together & watch Adventure Time. Shit, just get high. Catch the sunrise. Go on a hike. Bitch, share a meal at the dining hall with them.

I promise, the last shit you want is to look back at your 20s & you have no photos with anyone you ever went to school with, no significant memories of your 20s/your time at college, just accumulated shit you can’t really explain & time spent with old ass men you couldn’t stand. Remember that he’s already had his time. Don’t miss classes for him. He already has his degree, it’s no skin off his nose to take more time away.

It can be very easy to get lost in this world of luxury. But you know gotdamb well you couldn’t afford this shit without him. So remember to have a life outside of him. So that when you are over, amicably or otherwise, you have a life to go back to.

Thisssssss but balancing a secret life while trying to have an active social life is EXTREMELY detrimental to ones mental health. If someone can tell me the secret to the perfect balance between the two I would greatly appreciate it.

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How to Get a REAL Sugar Daddy

rinseandrepeatsb:

luxgia:

In order to hook a SD you need to look the part.
You want big money, you need to LOOK like big money. Now you don’t have to be drop dead gorgeous, but you need to know how to dress for your size, have flawless make up, great hair, and highlight your best features. You should also brush up on your intelligence and use your confidence. A pretty face and body go a long way but if you can’t hold a conversation you’ll probably last long enough to be fucked, and dropped. A degree goes a long way but isn’t necessary if you read up on current events, politics, and finance. And last but not least, invest in your smile and smile!

A SB should always have a few classy pieces in her wardrobe.
Think Chanel and Donna Karen. You can even fake it until you make it if you’d like. Just make sure you look slayed. Make up needs to be on point. Classic jeans are nice too depending on the occasion. If you’re a BBW, girdle it up and wear clothes that flatter your appearance. Yes, even fat girls are sugar babies ;)

First figure out how much he actually makes by doing a background check on him.
This is obviously for your safety as well as your chance to brush up on any businesses he owns, if he’s married or not, and so on. Make sure you get his full real name. Too many splenda daddies lie just to get unsuspecting SBs to meet up with them.

Get a prepaid cell phone with a text plan or Google voice
If you meet a bat shit crazy pot (potential sugar daddy) you dont want this prick knowing your number and harassing you. Get a prepaid account like payoneer for possible future deposits unless you only accept Ca$h money.

IMHO SBs need to discuss the mutual arrangement before meeting.
Why meet up for dinner with someone who isnt even going to give you what you want? You’ll have a full belly but you’ll leave disappointed and with empty pockets.

Aim high but be realistic!
If he’s a real SD Baller he’s not even going to blink at your offer. This includes fat SBs as well. Do not sell your p*ssy *cough* self short! If a guy wants something bad enough he’ll reach in those pockets to get it. However, don’t go so high to where you turn him off. Practice your negotiation skills before meeting him. Aim for your highest, lowest offer. Ex: You really want $5k a month but you’re willing to take $3k) See what he offers first, then ask for what you want and go from there. In this example you’d ask for $4k. Also, make sure you go over the full arrangement. Will you be getting gifts on top of cash? Will your allowance include shopping and trips? Will you be a jet-set babe or will he only meet up with you when he’s in your town on business? The list goes on.

Choose a nice, upscale restaurant for your first meeting/dinner.Only a SPLENDA daddy would suggest TGIFRIDAYS! Ask that he also provide you with a gift of cash in an unmarked envelope. NO EXCEPTIONS! This isn’t an invitation to meet him at his hotel to f*ck,this is common and expected. $300+ is a good start/parting gift. DO NOT. I repeat, DO NOT meet him after to f*ck. You don’t want $300, you want $3000k a month in your bank account! If he hits it that first night he may as well have hired an escort because he most likely won’t be calling you again, and or your relationship will consist of a pay for play arrangement. We want them coins, girl!

Invest back into yourself. You don’t have to go ham but make sure the make up, hair, and clothing game is on point. I can’t stand to see a otherwise pretty SB with a jacked up weave. NO, MA'AM! He’s not paying you $6k a month to look a hot ass mess. If your beautician is booked you better find a back up.

Safety first! You need to discuss if he’s married, if you’ll be exclusive, if you’ll take BC or use condoms, blah blah. Also, it’s very important to know the current sexual status of your SD. There are some nasty SDs that feel that because they’re made of money they can hop from girl to girl raw spreading shit or they don’t know. Don’t let that be you! If he doesn’t care about his safety, he doesn’t care about yours either. To me, being married to a male thot who is well paid is different from being a SB and potentially screwing up your future. Sugaring is temporary. Wifeys have the potential to be well taken care of after a divorce. SBs are sometimes used up,dumped, and left with “presents” and with nothing to show for it but a funky pussy and a dried up bank account!

Figure out when you’ll expect your monthly allowance. Is he paying for tuition as well? What about cars and condos, etc. Are these things in YOUR name? If not, rethink your arrangement or be okay with temporary borrowing. AKA he “bought” you a benz but it’s in his name. Nah, son!

Save, invest, and spend your money wisely. Instead of having him pay for your rent, have him pay YOU and then you pay it. You never know when daddy is going to back out of the arrangement. There’s nothing worse than a SB with a funky p*ssy, a $10k a month apartment, and $1k in her bank account and nothing else to show for it. Daddies ALL have a shelf life unless you marry them. Make sure your ass is covered when he decides to put you back on the shelf and either go back to wifey or chooses the pretty new shiny SB he met. I actually suggest juggling a FEW SDs and constantly keeping an eye out for more. Unless you are exclusive to a WHALE; A.B.S (Always Be Sugaring!) sounds grammatically incorrect but you get my point.

Play your role. Make sure you keep this persona up. Most SDs are married with very demanding jobs/careers and look to you to be their oasis. They don’t need any emotional vomiting on your end. I’m not saying you can’t be yourself around him/her but it’s better to pretend like you’re perfect, play it until you make it. Nag to your girlfriends, that’s what they’re for, not him. This is a business transaction, an arrangement, keep up your end of the bargain and make that money stretch.

And last but not least. Don’t compare your arrangement or situation to someone else’s. Not every girl out there can be an upscale SB. If you’re comfortable being a Splenda Baby that’s okay, too. As long as you’re happy with your arrangement, that’s all that matters. Some babies don’t want this to be a lifestyle but just want a few bills paid or a few free vacations. That’s okay too but I wouldn’t consider that “sugaring”.


You’re probably wondering where you can find true SDs. I’ll throw you a few bones. This is only a little lesson on sugaring, and I have left quite a few things/places out. Do your homework ladies/gents!

Charity Events

Fundraisers

Country Clubs

High End Hotels (BAR/LOUNGE)

Happy Hour at High End Restaurants/Bars (Buy 1 cocktail for yourself and sip it slowwwwwwww)

If you want a Splenda Daddy

Starbucks (some upscale neighborhoods have wealthy guys but most SDs send their assistants to buy their coffee)

Sporting Events (depends, you may hook a whale)

Regular Bar/VIP Lounge (once I had drinks (tables were full) with two older daddies by mistake who both owned their own business and were both divorced) you can aim low at first and practice if you want. My friend and I moved when we got our own table but it could’ve been easy if I took their numbers.

Sugar Daddy Sites (there are a few whales but MOST are spleda daddies wanting to give you $300 a month) I have met quite a few SDs online. I’m talking $5k in your bank account without even ever meeting you SDs but this takes a special hustle.


Hope this helped!

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1 Sentence, 7 different ways.

thesugaringescort:

I’m guilty of frequently using this line, “What are your expectations in an arrangement?”

So today, I stopped for a minute to think about different ways that we could ask this same question, but without repeating ourselves. We all want to stand out from the crowd, and it honestly does get boring when they (or we) ask the same question over and over!

Instead of asking them “What are your expectations”, you could easily change it up and say something like:

1) Provision - The action of providing or supplying something for use.

“I’m considering your offer. However before I can fully agree, could you tell me if there are any (other) provisions that I should know about?”

2) Stipulation - A condition or requirement that is specified or demanded as part of an agreement.

“I’d love to know what your stipulations are in an arrangement?”

3) Prerequisite - A thing that is required as a prior condition for something else to happen or exist.

“Do you have any prerequisites in order for me to earn my allowance in full every month?”

4) Essential - Absolutely necessary; extremely important.

“Can you give me more details on what is essential for you, in order to consider an arrangement with me?”

5) Imperative - Of vital importance; crucial.

“When I am in an arrangement, it’s imperative that my SD is respectful, supportive, has patience and can commit to seeing me at least once a week. What is imperative for you?”

6) Indispensable - Absolutely necessary.

“What are some things that you would consider to be indispensable aspects to a healthy SB/SD relationship?”

7) Compulsory - Required by law or a rule; obligatory.

“Is there anything that is compulsory, in order to make/keep you happy as an SD?”

These are all ways to ask the same question, without being boring! It’s good to try new things sometimes, and you just never know if someone has been asked the same question a hundred times! The more little tricks that have and that you can use to help you secure an SD, the better ;)

Spending Sugar Money

hollywoodbelle442:

As most experienced sugar babies will know, when first starting off an arrangement, determining how to spend your new windfall allowance is difficult.  To assist newbies and other babies in the bowl, check out my strategy below!

Beginning Allowance (when first entering the bowl/a new arrangement):  

  1. Save up three months worth of rent (keep in savings for rainy day, continue paying rent out of pocket from vanilla job)
  2. Purchase general necessities (stock up on things like shampoo, toothpaste, other toiletries, etc. also for rainy day; stock up on non-perishable food also or grocery store gift cards)
  3. Pay off all credit card debt (minor debt)
  4. Begin chipping away at Student Loan Debt (major debt)

Percent of what goes where:

  • 50% - student loans (or other large debt you may be carrying.
  • 30% - high yield savings account (I use Capital One 360 because I like the ability to make sub accounts)
  • 10% - personal spending fun (if you’re in a lot of debt you might be tempted to put all your money in savings or paying things off, but be realistic here. You will always want to have a little bit of fun spending money! If you don’t include it in your budget, you will throw your whole budget off)
  • 5% - sugaring necessities (makeup, hair, nails, tanning, lingerie - don’t forget to invest in yourself! This is important!)
  • 5% - house cash (random necessities - food, toiletries, cleaning supplies, bed sheets, etc.)

What does this look like in monthly allowances?

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…And so on.  You get the idea.  It doesn’t matter what kind of allowance you have.  It’s still money you didn’t have before!  Remember to think of your sugar money as a windfall and put it to good use! 

Sugar Daddy date ideas

citysugarbabe:

Obviously to start out with you have coffee, drinks at a nice/fancy bar, lunch/dinner.
Once you start to get closer and more intimate, dates I have had or am planning for the future are:

- wine tasting at a vineyard, or tasting scotch at a distillery, or beer in a brewery

- for bars, take him to a secret speakeasy he doesn’t know about, or suggest he gets a room at a luxury hotel with drinks in the bar beforehand 😉

- couple’s spa/ massages, champagne and plenty of private time

-if your SD likes clubbing, invite your hot girlfriends (make sure you can trust them not to steal him away) and have him get a table at an exclusive club.

-have him take you to Vegas to gamble! He should give you some money to play with, and maybe you can win some more to take home

- shopping at boutiques/department stores (pick things out for him too! Make sure it’s not just all about you. Choose things you think look good on him and tell him he looks sexy, that way he’s less likely to feel like you’re using him.. though of course you are)
Also, you can ask him to pick out clothes that he thinks look good on you (or lingerie 😉) that way, you can play it off as him buying you new clothes for his own enjoyment! Tell him “I can’t wait to wear this for you..”

- if you’re not shy, take him to a sex toy shop.

- have him take you to a concert or play in the VIP section.. maybe you want to see Jay Z, Beyoncé or Kanye on tour? Or maybe he enjoys Broadway?

- for the more refined SD maybe ballet or the opera.. if anything it’s a nice excuse to get dressed up in black tie and look stunning. If you don’t know anything about it read up on whichever show you’re going to and the careers of the performers, and make it sound like you know what you’re talking about!

- for the sporty SB’s go skiing, play tennis or even better, golfing. If you know how to golf that is a huge plus in the SD world because it’s a sport that many businessmen enjoy and use to close deals! Use going golfing with him to close your deal 😉

- if you don’t want to play a sport then you can at least go to a game with him! What’s his favorite sport? Football, soccer, baseball, basketball? Maybe he can get court side seats! And again, read up on the sport so you’re not constantly asking him to explain what’s going on. Nothing is more annoying. You don’t have to go overboard and pretend you’re a huge fan, as that’s annoying too if you’re faking it, but at least have a general idea of how things work.

- upper class sporting events include polo (veuve clicquot polo classic for example), Wimbledon or the US Open, or the Masters golf tournament. These tickets are generally more expensive, and you should dress nicer.

- cooking classes! Learn how to cook each other’s favorite meals

- gallery openings and museum exhibitions, or charity galas. This depends on whether your SD wants to introduce you to his friends and society (assuming he is part of society). Even if he isn’t, you can buy tickets to major art events such as Art Basel in Miami. Or attend an art auction by major auctions houses such as Christie’s or Sotheby’s

- Getaway for the weekend to the beach! Remember, if he’s kind enough to book tickets and arrange everything, it’s your job to make the weekend as stress free and relaxing for him as possible. And long walks on the beach, while cliched, are still very romantic! And take care of him while you’re there - for example make sure his drink is always full (you order with the waiter so he doesn’t have to) and put sunscreen on him, throwing in a little massage.

- My SD took me in a helicopter to the Hamptons. Got to see this incredible view of New York as we were flying out (and on the way back as well)! Or for the more adventurous pairs.. sky diving?

- have him rent a yacht for just the two of you for the day/weekend (or if he owns a yacht, even better)!

- for the traveling SD, have him take you along on his business trips. London seems to be a common destination for these types, as does NYC, LA, and Hong Kong.

- take a short weekend road trip if you can’t travel for longer. For example, go to Nantucket from Boston for the weekend, or drive to Napa if you live in California

- stay up all night kissing and talking until the sunrise is a sure fire way to make him fall in love with you and have him wrapped around your little finger

- more couple vacation ideas include going glamping on safari in Africa (not like camping at all - it’s like a five star hotel with air conditioning etc that just happens to be in a tent rather than a building), going salsa dancing in South America, scuba diving in the Maldives or Fiji, or shopping in the souks in Marrakech!

- you can always surprise him by showing up at his door with movies, a bottle of wine, and wearing a coat with nothing underneath!

You can really make memories to last a lifetime with your SD footing the bill, and it’s a win win for all as he gets to go on dates/vacations with a pretty young thing and make memories as well!

And remember, it’s his experience as well, especially since he’s paying for it. You should be low maintenance and non fussy - to an extent. Obviously your plane tickets should be first or business class, but don’t kick up a fuss if he takes you to Italian instead of Sushi, for example. ALWAYS, ALWAYS BE GRACIOUS AND GRATEFUL!!! if he wanted someone nagging him and being bitter/bitchy/passive aggressive about stupid details, he’d get a girlfriend or a wife!

Any other suggestions?

jbfangal4lyfe:

herdreadsrock:

badgyal-k:

gluten-free-pussy:

brothermalkolm:

modelbitxchs:

muva-taught-me:

toxipop:

munroesdream:

biggestniq:

blissfulfellatio:

milfxnina:

longbeachgriffy:

when your son wants to talk about sex

Ayooooooo 😭😭😭😭

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Originally posted by samisoffthewall

This went left then right and I’m just here laughing and clapping

I mean parenting done well 🤷🏽‍♀️

Every time I thought it was gonna end it just got better

😂😂😂

Yoooooooooo. CUT

Bro what?!😂😂😂😂

This is a journey

Um…

My goodness.

Hoooooommygod